Brad

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My ultimate goal in life? To become eccentric. You see, I’ve observed that if people see you as weird, but poor, they think of you merely as “weird.” However, if you are weird, but wealthy, then they think of you as “eccentric…” I’ve been practicing the weird part, and I think that I’ve about got that down. Now I just need to figure out how to become wealthy, so that people will think of me as “eccentric!” Perhaps I’ll have to settle for eclectic…

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